Biggest Tomato I Have Ever Seen

Something has been steadily growing in my garden for the past several weeks.

I would like to call it a tomato, but really it is more of a tomato-pumpkin hybrid.

I have no idea how or why it decided to grow to such an outrageous extent; maybe it was just happy.

But in case I haven't shared with you already, may I present, the biggest tomato I have ever seen:

 

 

IT IS MASSIVE.

It's so big, I really don't even know what to do with it.

Suggestions are welcome (if I like yours, who knows, maybe you can even get in on some - it's a large enough tomato to feed a small village after all).

I mean, really. What an absurd tomato.

Live long and prosper. And go Timbers!