I would like to call it a tomato, but really it is more of a tomato-pumpkin hybrid.
I have no idea how or why it decided to grow to such an outrageous extent; maybe it was just happy.
But in case I haven't shared with you already, may I present, the biggest tomato I have ever seen:
IT IS MASSIVE.
It's so big, I really don't even know what to do with it.
Suggestions are welcome (if I like yours, who knows, maybe you can even get in on some - it's a large enough tomato to feed a small village after all).
I mean, really. What an absurd tomato.
Live long and prosper. And go Timbers!